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GFou
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PostSubject: Reasons for my gains   Reasons for my gains Icon_minitimeTue Oct 30, 2012 8:48 pm

If you are wondering how I achieved a squat PR with terrifying efficiency...this is how

What I did was run an algorythm into a formula I developed on a spreadsheet on a computer that takes seemingly random variants and plots them into a scatter plot/pie chart that I then calculate based on the phase of the moon and the way that Saturn and Mars are juxtaposed, this then told me I was really ****ing tired and to pat myself on the back for the idiots at the gym asking how I got so strong and go home and play with my kids.

Today I accumulated lots of fatigues with my new pants that match my new shoes on with a John Deere shirt. This shirt really breathes so I can get some volumization in and when I time my rest periods so that I can then pattern my recovery in combination with my protein intake, insulin levels, and see at which angle Orion's belt is reflecting against the middle handle star in the big dipper it results in an exponential hypertrophic effect.
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PostSubject: Re: Reasons for my gains   Reasons for my gains Icon_minitimeTue Oct 30, 2012 9:52 pm

I can confirm, I am protein
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PostSubject: Re: Reasons for my gains   Reasons for my gains Icon_minitimeTue Oct 30, 2012 10:01 pm

Seriously though, how much did "come on" add to your total, you dirty cheater?
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GFou
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PostSubject: Re: Reasons for my gains   Reasons for my gains Icon_minitimeTue Oct 30, 2012 10:06 pm

KKeough wrote:
Seriously though, how much did "come on" add to your total, you dirty cheater?

not as much as you staring me down straight in the eyes right before your max squat attempt
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PostSubject: Re: Reasons for my gains   Reasons for my gains Icon_minitimeTue Oct 30, 2012 10:10 pm

GFou wrote:
If you are wondering how I achieved a squat PR with terrifying efficiency...this is how

What I did was run an algorythm into a formula I developed on a spreadsheet on a computer that takes seemingly random variants and plots them into a scatter plot/pie chart that I then calculate based on the phase of the moon and the way that Saturn and Mars are juxtaposed, this then told me I was really ****ing tired and to pat myself on the back for the idiots at the gym asking how I got so strong and go home and play with my kids.

Today I accumulated lots of fatigues with my new pants that match my new shoes on with a John Deere shirt. This shirt really breathes so I can get some volumization in and when I time my rest periods so that I can then pattern my recovery in combination with my protein intake, insulin levels, and see at which angle Orion's belt is reflecting against the middle handle star in the big dipper it results in an exponential hypertrophic effect.
You forgot to multiply by 2.2 and then divide by 10 because metric reasons. Your gains were a farce without doing that.
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Keosawa
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PostSubject: Re: Reasons for my gains   Reasons for my gains Icon_minitimeTue Oct 30, 2012 10:23 pm

GFou wrote:
KKeough wrote:
Seriously though, how much did "come on" add to your total, you dirty cheater?

not as much as you staring me down straight in the eyes right before your max squat attempt

I didn't even realize I did that. I couldn't help but notice you guys mirin along the back table though.
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PostSubject: Re: Reasons for my gains   Reasons for my gains Icon_minitimeTue Oct 30, 2012 10:59 pm

GFou wrote:

not as much as you staring me down straight in the eyes right before your max squat attempt

I felt his eyes pierce into my soul during his opener. I thought I was going to die.




Really though...


>>starts thread about gainz
>>didnt make any gainz
>>lolwut
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